Chrissy announced this joyous event in the only way she could – with a tweet, duh:
After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him “lol no one likes you” was the straw pic.twitter.com/MhZ6bXT1Dp
christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 25, 2017
Teigen has basically been telling Trump that he’s a virgin who can’t drive since day one. Some of her more fun and quotable mentions include calling him a “lying, sniveling, whining sorry excuse for a human being,” but what was it, exactly, that made Trump block her? Was it all the times she’s reminded him that he’s #old and acts like every horrible, white, racist grandpa in the game.
You are 71 fucking years old. Grow. The fuck. Up.
christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2017
Or was it the time that she told him she’d rather be in a Sim world than live with his presidency:
@realDonaldTrump you are so insane that I pray every day I am a sim being played by aliens
christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 31, 2017
Maybe it was the time she called him the opposite of Beyonc, which is basically the harshest insult in the book. Everyone wants to be Beyonc, including Donald Trump. Probably.
that is what happens when your staff hates you. Beyonc’s staff are more leakproof than yours.
christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 14, 2017
Nope, the straw that actually broke the sexist camel’s back was just her telling him that no one likes him (again). Which, I guess, is pretty cold but actually not the worst thing she’s every said. I guess the guy just can’t stand the thought of not being the most popular. Is this why we need a fake commission to study voter fraud that isn’t happening? MMM probably.
So here we are, the end of an era. I mean, not that we think Chrissy will stop roasting Trump anytime soon, but we will miss her direct replies and knowing that Trump is definitely reading them and having his feelings hurt. I guess if we want to hurt Trump’s feelings, we’ll have to find another way. Like, maybe impeachment. Just a thought.
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