A Major News Outlet Gave Out Some Seriously Wild Sex Advice And Everyone Is Making The Same Joke

If our statistics are correct, you’re most likely on your smartphone right now (and probably on the toilet as well, for which we are judging you). You also almost certainly checked your phone within 15 minutes of waking up this morning. You’ll probably look at it another 84 times today. And before you go to sleep, you’ll no doubt risk your health and vision by checking it before you go to sleep. It’s OK. We understand. Smartphones are great (well, except when …

A Bro’s Breakdown Of Colton’s ‘Bachelor’ Contestants Betches

I’m Jared Freid. I’m a 33 year old comedian who loves The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. I love it so much, I live tweet every episode @jtrain56. As you can imagine, my father is v proud. V. For years, I’ve broken down the contestants before the new season. When I first started doing these, Snapchat was just an app to see boobs, and Instagram wasn’t a career. Also, ABC would only give me a picture, a name, an age, where they …

New Moon, Same You: Weekend Horoscopes For January 4-6 Betches

In addition to the fact that you’re still glowing on that new year energy, a new moon will help you keep those resolutions in tact for another week. Unless you’re an Aquarius. Sorry Aquarius. Time to fire up the vision board, Aries, because you’re feeling ambitious af this weekend. If you haven’t already set out quarter-for-quarter goals for 2019, this weekend is the time to do it. Pour yourself a glass of wine, buy one of those fancy expensive planners, …

10 Major Food Trends You Can Expect To See In 2019 Betches

As we wave goodbye (and good f*cking riddance) to 2018, we look forward to the weird, fresh, and sometimes terrible trends to come in the world of food. Will we be inundated by raw everything? Are pomegranates going to be fetch once more? Will avocado toast be de-throned as the reigning basic b*tch breakfast? This year, we predict weed will be more mainstream, sea vegetables will adorn our plates next to motherless meats, and foamy delicious oat milk will grace our …

This Squirrel Eating An Egg Roll Is Living His Best Life, And The Internet Is Totally Here For It

First, there was Pizza Rat. Then, there was Shower Rat. Now, a new challenger has stepped into the ring. Say hello to Egg Roll Squirrel, the adorable obese squirrel that loves to eat egg rolls! –  Egg Roll Squirrel knows what’s up. Egg Roll Squirrel laughs in the face of your New Year’s dieting. – This video of the pint-sized New York native went viral this week after it was shared by What Is New York, a group whose Twitter and Facebook pages …

Plex plans to offer ad-supported movies and more premium subscriptions

Media software maker Plex is preparing to take on The Roku Channel and Amazon Prime Video Channels, possibly as soon as this year. The company is in discussions with rights holders and content providers, with a focus on bringing free, ad-supported movies to the Plex platform – similar to how The Roku Channel got its start. It’s also talking to premium networks and content providers about offering their programming and subscriptions through Plex. The talks follow the company’s recent partnership with …

Hilary Duff Gives Rachel McAdams’ Iconic Breast Pump Photo A Relatable Twist

Hilary Duff has given Rachel McAdams’ instantly iconic breast pump photo a hilarious everyday twist.  Instagram from a high-fashion photo shoot that featured the working mother wearing Versace, diamonds and a breast pump.  The “Younger” star posted her own version of the shot, but forgoes the designer duds and jewels, sporting instead what looks like a disposable hair cap and a casual button-down while resting on a salon couch. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Hilary Duff …

University Seeks To Banish One Of Trump’s Most-Used Words

An So, it’s possibly no surprise that Lake Superior State University in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan, has included it on its 44th annual “ The “OTUS family of acronyms” — such as POTUS and FLOTUS to refer to the president and first lady — also featured, and were dubbed “overused” and “useless.” Other terms included “wheelhouse,” “wrap my head around,” “ghosting,” “yeet,” “eschew” and “thought leader.” Check out RELATED COVERAGE Jim Carrey's Gross Trump Cartoon May Put You Off Your …

Target hosts special birthday party for Virginia boy, 4, born with heart disease

Nevertheless, Kelly never expected store employees to go so far as offering to host the festivities inside the superstore itself. WOMAN CLAIMS HUSBAND WANTS TO NAME BABY GIRL AFTER HIS EX-LOVER, SPARKING OUTRAGE ON REDDIT “I went into that Target and asked them if they had any Target-like decorations and they said no, but let us give you a special experience,” she told Fox 5 – an offer which she, and Finn, were delighted to accept. When the big day …

A Complete Breakdown Of Kourtney Kardashian’s Many Jobs Betches

People always accuse Kourtney Kardashian of being the most boring Kardashian, largely because she doesn’t seem to have the most hectic work schedule compared to the rest of her family (or most contributing members of society). Her own sisters agree with the haters: Khloé once told her mom on national television, “Kourtney is no dynamo, she’s like watching paint dry” and Kim told Kourtney to her face that she’s “the least interesting to look at.” However, I beg to differ. Sure, …

In 2018 the ticketing industry finally killed the sold out show

Jesse Lawrence If the Redskins and Warriors signaled a shift away from the sellout era in sports, Taylor Swift’s Reputation tour did the same for music. Having wrapped up earlier this month, Reputation finished as the highest grossing US Tour in history, despite a flurry of articles lambasting the artist for not selling out many shows.  Ironically, it turns out that the most important factor in her record-breaking success was exactly that: not selling out. Rather than a lack of …

What to expect from CES 2019

The timing is… less than ideal. Just as the industry is recovering from a holiday-induced hangover, we’re thrust into the country’s largest consumer electronics show. The timing, of course, is not coincidental. The show is intended to offer a preview for the tech year to come. Many companies thrive on CES’s pace. It’s a five-day deluge of tech news, and, for many, it’s the largest platform they’ll get all year. The show is fairly unique in its ability to juggle …

For parents of separated twins, inspiration and heartache

Knox, Indiana (CNN)Jadon McDonald studies the picture book and reads the words aloud: my, he, she, the. He pours on the charm, using a deep-throated caveman voice and flashing a huge smile after each word. The difference in their progress isn’t lost on their parents, Nicole and Christian McDonald. It’s part of their everyday reality, but one they view with optimism. Jadon is “like personality with feet,” Nicole said; Anias is the “blank canvas waiting to turn into a masterpiece.” …

Memorial to commemorate the dogs of war

Image copyright Getty Images Image caption Airedale Terriers were taught to use gas masks as part of their military service Mr Walker said the sculpture would capture the dogs’ dedication and power, both mental and physical. He said: “It’s their relationship with their handler that’s important- it was usually one man, one dog.” Image caption Wendy Turner said the potential for dogs to carry out military duties was clear Wendy Turner from the Airedale Terrier Club of Scotland is the …